Two hot Asian girls feel each others' legs
After the movie and before dinner, we go into this empty bar (it was 5:15 PM on a Monday that's a holiday, no one's around) and we had gin & tonics (but Yoko hardly touched hers, she's not much of a drinker, she just likes to order stuff).
Anyway, the bartender is this Asian girl wearing a very tight t-shirt which shows off her hot body. Why do all these Asian girls all of a sudden have hot bodies? She even had a better body than Yoko. And she had this big tattoo all over her left arm.
In a comment last time, someone got mad at me for calling "women" "girls." Well the bartender's t-shirt read "Everybody loves an Asian girl." If her t-shirt says she's a "girl," who am I to call her anything else?
So Julie, the Asian girl bartender with the tattoo and the hot body starts talking to us, and first she's asking me a whole bunch of questions about what I do, which was weird, it was almost like she was hitting on me. And then Julie recommends various places for us to go, such as expensive lounges and Broadway musicals (those Asian girls sure know how to spend their boyfriends' money)
Then Yoko and Julie start chatting about skin care and complimenting each other's looks and discussing their workout regimens. And they also both agreed that white women were ugly compared to Asians. Wow, they're both racist!
It ended with the two of them feeling each other's calf muscles to see who had the more muscular legs. It was almost lesbian-like. This was well worth the cost of a movie and dinner and drinks and two cab rides. Good thing I didn't listen to the advice of people who said I should dump Yoko because she's spoiled. Then I would have spent all day alone playing video games instead of watching two hot Asian girls feeling each others' legs.
In other dating news, I met a girl at a club, her name is Carr (what kind of weird name is Carr?) and I think she's too skinny, but besides that it's hard to remember what she looked like because it was dark. I'm going to call her because it's cool that a girl at a club would give me her phone number, even though she was drunk when she gave it to me. I think it's much more manly and non-virgin-like to meet a girl at a club than to meet a girl on the internet.
Anyway, the bartender is this Asian girl wearing a very tight t-shirt which shows off her hot body. Why do all these Asian girls all of a sudden have hot bodies? She even had a better body than Yoko. And she had this big tattoo all over her left arm.
In a comment last time, someone got mad at me for calling "women" "girls." Well the bartender's t-shirt read "Everybody loves an Asian girl." If her t-shirt says she's a "girl," who am I to call her anything else?
So Julie, the Asian girl bartender with the tattoo and the hot body starts talking to us, and first she's asking me a whole bunch of questions about what I do, which was weird, it was almost like she was hitting on me. And then Julie recommends various places for us to go, such as expensive lounges and Broadway musicals (those Asian girls sure know how to spend their boyfriends' money)
Then Yoko and Julie start chatting about skin care and complimenting each other's looks and discussing their workout regimens. And they also both agreed that white women were ugly compared to Asians. Wow, they're both racist!
It ended with the two of them feeling each other's calf muscles to see who had the more muscular legs. It was almost lesbian-like. This was well worth the cost of a movie and dinner and drinks and two cab rides. Good thing I didn't listen to the advice of people who said I should dump Yoko because she's spoiled. Then I would have spent all day alone playing video games instead of watching two hot Asian girls feeling each others' legs.
In other dating news, I met a girl at a club, her name is Carr (what kind of weird name is Carr?) and I think she's too skinny, but besides that it's hard to remember what she looked like because it was dark. I'm going to call her because it's cool that a girl at a club would give me her phone number, even though she was drunk when she gave it to me. I think it's much more manly and non-virgin-like to meet a girl at a club than to meet a girl on the internet.
posted by Almost 40 virgin at
9:47 PM
12 Comments:
What you _could_ have done was to have inserted yourself as judge and then _you_ would have been doing the feeling. Consider this a lesson learned, next time take advantage.
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Anonymous, at 12/27/2005 9:44 AM
GOd, asian girls are soooooooooo hot!
and I have to say on average, they are much prettier than caucasian women for sure!!
You go!:)
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Anonymous, at 12/27/2005 11:31 AM
Again, you made up comments, and ignored things people really DID say here. There wasn't an outcry for you to dump her. We just said she is taking advantage of you, and that you are letting her, while complaining about the fact that girls do that.
She doesn't drink, she just orders stuff, and makes you pay.
Someday, I'd like to see you address the comments people really DO make here. Like how you constantly say stereotypes ("women in their 30s are this, that, women in their 20s are bla bla bla bla) but would definitely find fault with the same things done to you "men in their 30s are all jerks" "men in their 30s all try to sleep with you on the first date" "there are no good men out there."
Neither comment is fair, and both are made by people who aren't seeing potential lovers as individuals. You're not supposed to click with everyone - you're supposed to eventually find the right one. It takes all of us different lengths of time, but it will make it harder for you if you see the world this way.
I'm glad you had a good date and met another neat girl. I just think that being cruel does not help your case.
As one girl said below, her fiancee walked out on her, and that's why she's unmarried in her 30s. There are hundreds of women whose boyfriends or husbands died on 9/11 and are single. ANd there are girls like me who haven't fallen in love yet. That guy might be you. Your reaction might be that it means I'm too picky, but if I wasn't, I'd be married (or maybe widowed), and that'd bother you too.
There are girls who would be happy with a virgin, girls who wouldn't, but no one is happy with a jerk who doesn't listen to what they are saying.
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Anonymous, at 12/27/2005 11:47 AM
There's this crazy new invention called "Internet Porn" it's free!!! Instead of paying some sucubous to be your companion for the evening only to watch her fondle a chick. You can watch porn for free.
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Anonymous, at 12/28/2005 5:47 AM
HI, I Yoko. I find blog. I want you take me on 5-8 more dates, OK? But I be friend first on all dates, OK? I respectable girl, I need respetable guy. There good restaurant 1 block down street from me, you call for limo and we go.
(ed. note: c'mon, admit that was funny.)
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Anonymous, at 12/28/2005 5:07 PM
I think the last comment, making fun of Yoko's poor English skills, is pretty tasteless.
But then tasteless can be funny if politically incorrect.
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Almost 40-year-old virgin, at 12/28/2005 6:56 PM
Dude! You are so fucking lame. No wonder you're such a fucking loser. You're a little boy pretending to be a man. Grow up or jump off a bridge!
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vargas, at 12/28/2005 8:35 PM
Hey, I thought some of your comments ("but man, she's got a good body") are a little tasteless too, so we're even!
Anyway, I nice girl. I no make fun of her English. I do TRIBUTE to her English!!!
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Anonymous, at 12/29/2005 12:06 AM
Oh, also, I was making fun of much more than her English! I agree with you - I couldn't speak any other language half as well as she speaks Japanese.
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Anonymous, at 12/29/2005 12:29 AM
Since you haven't had the same sexual experiences that most adults have had you're sort of stunted in terms of your sexual development. I wonder if this also contributes to your obvious lack of emotional maturity? Most 14 year old virgins are only interested in pretty girls with hot bodies. It is possible that the same is true of 40 year old virgins?
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amanda, at 12/29/2005 2:14 PM
Oh where to begin.
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belledame222, at 2/10/2006 5:45 PM
The fact of the matter is that A LOT of Japanese women want MONEY. It is not uncommon in the screwed-up culture of Japan that a man must show a lot of fancy feathers (read "car keys") to win a girl, and after convincing her to marry him he will begin to abuse her for the rest of her life.
I have a friend who dated a japanese girl for months, told a lot of fun stories, later while recounting some of the stories he indicated "well, of course she'd deny that she was my girlfriend ..." Whoa! Wait a minute, back the train up. What are you talking about? It turned out that the girl used him for months and NEVER KISSED HIM.
The same friend evenutally married a Japanese girl FROM Japan. The stories of the dating scene were numerous. 4-5 girls and guys on a date at the same time, the girls get the guys to buy things for them, the guys show off their car keys and clothing, etc. There is no intimacy implied or expected.
Short answer, there are HOT Japanese girls out there for sure. A lot of them are not going to be fun girlfriends and on average are going to be a lot more difficult than a lot of other asian women.
Good luck and don't get used, or at least don't fall in love with this girl who doesn't deserve it.
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Anonymous, at 3/11/2006 1:22 AM
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