Wednesday, March 22, 2006

All the news that's fit to print

Continuing on the theme of criminals who get laid a lot, the New York Times profiles a Mr. Brannon:
Curtis E. Brannon, told a story so commonplace it hardly bears notice here. He quit school in 10th grade to sell drugs, fathered four children with three mothers, and spent several stretches in jail for drug possession, parole violations and other crimes.
We can only imagine how many women he had sex with who didn't get pregnant.


Continuing with important articles from the paper that has all the news that's fit to print, we have a piece on single mothers who get pregnant via artificial insemination.
People in New York change sex partners quicker than the crosstown bus," Karyn said.
I'm sure not enjoying any of that. Karyn meant that good looking people in New York change sex partners a lot.

Artificial insemination apparently makes women more interested in casual sex:
One woman, a 40-year-old graduate student in biology in the Midwest, told me shortly after her first insemination: "One of the things that was so powerful about deciding to have a baby on my own was saying, I'm taking charge of this piece of it; I'm not going to wait around for a guy to give it to me. And my feelings about what I want from men right now are really changed. I don't actually want a big relationship. Now I want occasional companionship and sex."

On a recent date, between inseminations, this woman noticed the difference. "It was one of these dates where the guy's just telling you his sad story and his complicated relationship with his mother. In my previous dating life, I would have been, like, I'm not going to get seriously involved with a man like this. I'm going to get rid of him. This time I was, like, I think he's hot, so if I just keep listening, maybe eventually we'll have sex. And we had great sex. It was really hot." At one point, she had sex with two different men in the same weekend (both times using condoms) not long after an insemination.
And for the freakiest part of the whole article:
Q., the former yeshiva student who ended up choosing the 6-foot-2 German rugby player as her donor, developed severe hypertension during her pregnancy and had to be hospitalized several times. Her symptoms lingered even after her daughter was born, and she became preoccupied with what would happen to the baby girl if she were to die. Her brother and a sister are selfish, she says, and her mother is elderly. Last fall, she went to the Donor Sibling Registry and got a shock: the Aryan bodybuilder with the leaping sperm has fathered 21 children (and counting — he is still an active donor), including four sets of twins. These children are all 3 and under, and their families — four lesbian couples, three heterosexual couples and six single mothers — have formed their own Listserv, where photographs of the children (all blond, with a strong familial resemblance) are posted, and daily e-mail messages are exchanged about birthdays, toilet training and the like. They are planning a group vacation in 2007.
21 children all sired by a 6'2" bodybuilder from Germany? Jesus. That's more then five times as many kids as the 10th grade dropout drug dealer.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The fat ugly apprentice is fired

I feel bad for Brent, the fat ugly apprentice, because his flamboyant personality is a reaction to the world disrespecting him because he's fat and ugly, and it seems like his team immediately took a dislike to him in the first episode based to a good extent on his appearance.

Unfortunately, he really did shoot himself in the boardroom by being undiplomatic in the way he attacked Tammy the project manager.

At least Brent didn't cry in front of the cameras, unlike a lot of the women, including Andrea the tall statuesqe "multi-millionaire." I bet she wouldn't be a multi-millionaire if she were short fat and ugly like Brent.

Monday, March 20, 2006

The morally deserving do not get laid

You must be another bitter guy who wants to decide that we all like having sex with Preppie Murderers.
If you ever did have sex with a murderer, how would you know? It's not like he's going to go around telling people that he murdered someone. And maybe some guy you had sex with in the past later committed murder and is now in prison or on the run. I'm sure the many women who had sex with Robert Chambers didn't know they were having sex with a future murderer. Although there seems to be evidence that he also had sex after he became a big news story and before he was locked away.

Obviously you missed the whole point of my last post, which is not that all women desire to have sex with a murderer. It was in response to the assertions that I'm somehow not morally deserving of having sex. This example was to demonstrate that being morally deserving has absolutely nothing to do whether a man has sex.

If one believes in Catholicism, then there is probably an inverse correlation between being morally deserving and having sex, because at least three of the seven deadly sins, Pride, Greed, and Lust, would lead to more sex.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Blame the fat ugly apprentice

In last week's episode of the Apprentice, Stacy, a pretty woman, develops an intence animosity for Brent who is fat and ugly. Probably the reason she hates him is because he's fat and ugly. Brent confronts her away from the others and tells her to stop cutting him off, and then she tells the group that Brent "threatened" her. Everyone sides with the pretty girl, and they all blame Brent for their team's failure. It seems to me that the apprentices are acting like a bunch of kindergarten kids, ganging up on the kid who is different.

Dondald Trump sees that Brent was not the real reason the team lost the task, and he thinks Stacy is full of shit for pretending to be threatened by a fat ugly laywer when Stacy is a defense attorney and deals every day with genuine criminals. So Stacy and Pepe the project manager get fired, and Brent sticks around. Of course Donald doesn't want a fat ugly apprentice working for him either, but Trump always keeps the colorful people around for the first half of each season because they are good for ratings.


Commenter said:

"girls don't date guys who hate girls."
That is not true. Getting women has nothing to do with hating them or not. Misogyny is nothing to be proud of, but it has nothing to do with sexual success (some of the biggest womanizers were and are misogynists, but alot of them aren't).
He (I'm guessing that he's a he because women just don't seem to get it) makes an excellent observation.

I was thinking about that comment and I was thinking of all the scumbags who have lots of sex with women, such as Robert Chambers, the Preppy Murderer, who had lots of sex with women, but I find it hard to believe that he didn't hate women based on the fact that he raped and killed of of them.

That's a lesson about the type of men women really want to have sex with versus the type that they pretend to like in the comments they leave on blogs.

Friday, March 10, 2006

It wasn't so bad

I was on a date tonight, and it wasn't so bad. I'll have to write more about it in the near future. I know some people are dispapointed that I haven't written much recently, because they surf the web looking to get pissed off about stuff and I haven't given them anything to get pissed off about. So I promise that the future post will be "judgmental" and full of "misogyny" and even "racism" (she happens to be Chinese). In fact, the Chinese angle really needs to be explored, I'm not sure how I feel about that.

In the meantime, if you want to get pissed off about something, I recommend this excellent post by my favorite blogger.

Monday, March 6, 2006

Gay Oscars, gay decade

The gay cowboy movie may not have won the Oscar for Best Picture, but this still was a pretty gay Academy Awards with both Capote and the gay cowboy movie going in with a large number of nominations and Philip Seymour Hoffman winning the Best Actor award for his portrayal of gay writer Truman Capote.

This is the decade where it's cool to be gay, but it's not cool to be an older male virgin. It's ironic that the vast majority of Americans claim to believe in Christianity, yet gay people who sin (according to the overwhelming majority of Christian religious leaders) are considered to be cool, while virgins are looked down upon and mocked, as in the horrible movie which inspired the name for this blog.

Gay men are often good looking with extroverted personalities, two qualities that will get you far in America. In contrast, older male virgins are nearly always shy and ugly, the two most hated qualities. No one cares what happens to shy and ugly people. So even though there may be almost as many older male virgins as there are gay men in the same age range, no one cares about the problems of the virgins.

Sunday, March 5, 2006

Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day is the movie where Bill Murray relives the same day over and over again. And that's how it is with my dates. All the dates I went on last week were similar to dates I've been on in the past, so there's no point writing about them in detail (only to get blasted for being too "judgmental").

And to answer the question from the last post, the answer is (c).